Time to be a mermaid.
Dearest Mummy & Daddy,
Thankyou. Thankyou for raising me to have manners and for teaching me empathy and sympathy. Thankyou for teaching me patience Thankyou for supporting me when I changed my mind every month about what activities I wanted to do. Thankyou for teaching me to respect other people and to have respect for myself. Thankyou for telling me what was best for me but letting me learn from my own...
Time to take off the makeup, take my dirty hair to bed and dream of living under the sea….. Why wasn’t I just born a mermaid? Gute nacht!
I don’t ever want to get out of the bath.
Fuck the demographic..
I want to be rich and I want lots of money I don’t care about clever I don’t care about funny I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds I heard people die while they are trying to find them And I’ll take my clothes off and it will be shameless ‘Cause everyone knows that’s how you get famous I’ll look at the sun and I’ll look in the...
A guy called Pole Lord sent me a friend request on Facebook. DENIED! Haha!
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, Will you dance to this beat and hold...