November 2010
I’m sitting in the doctors waiting to get better by miracle.
A guy comes in and sits across from me and is telling an old lady stories about spider bites.
NOOO THANKYOU!!
I wish he would go away because he’s giving me the heebie jeebies.
Oh, it’s also raining. Le sigh.
October 2010
I have tonsillitis.
It’s killing me & I can’t get to the doctor until Monday.
I need antibiotics.
Halp.
What if you opened your banana and it was A...
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People can get fucked today..
If there was something that was making someone you...
I definitely would..
I’d much rather see someone I love confident and smiling rather than miserable and always wondering.
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He reminds me of a daddy long legs, only black..
-Mum on Snoop.
I feeeeeeel sickkkkkk
Everyone should leave interesting/weird facts or...
NIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTTT!!!
Fun places to scatter your ashes:
drinkyourjuice:
beach
desert
surface of the moon
deep sea diving
on a crime scene while they’re collecting forensic evidence
whey protein aisle at GNC
from the back of a snow plow
vaporizer
ant farm
sand art stand at the fair
Lindsay Lohan’s nose
My eye keeps twitching.
Hawt.
Panadeine forte.
Halp.
Halp.
Do your job.
Mums reaction when she heard The Block wasn't...
Noooooo! Fuck cricket!!!
I love her.
Oh god.
I just almost started crying watching the bread ad where the guy throws his log stool into the fire because he could see his lady was cold. How sweet!
Lol
Don’t judge me.
Oh noes! There's a storm and mumma's phone is...
I might die.
I’M NOT OVER REACTING!
hmmph.
My wisdom tooth is coming through more and it's on...
Make it stop!
I have bubble tea and I’m on my way home. I feel sick and think I may throw up later.
Noice.
